Weevilstepmother

I think a few introductions might be in order...

Weevil - Bristolian, divorced, law graduate, aspires to purple hair, studying networking (trying to cram in knowledge only to have it leak slowly through the ears). Stalking - Stuff - Spaghetti - Basic - Referral - PP2 - PP3 - Facts - Food - Train - Hedge - Cocoa - Howzat - Pratchett - Language - Sweaty - Toilet - Lecture - Balloons - Sofa - Joke - Catchoo! - Pardon? - Kitchen
Tallboy - Oxonian, divorced, technician, artist, all-round nice guy, met Weevil through mutual love of Eastern Bloc motorbikes. Bananas - Pants - Busy - Wink - Petrol - Hubcaps - Bickering - - Pants2 - Dunno - Rule - Ceiling - Bland - Click

The Ex - split 4 years ago, still friends, lives a mile down the road. Badger - Stoat - Milk - Sofa - Burger

Sun - Weevil's and The Ex's son, 9 years old. Loves school, computer games, swimming and Toad in the Hole. Wink - Pigeon - Camp - Joke - Report - Cake - Jurassic - Sports- Off - Dyb - SMERSH

Poppy - Tallboy's ex wife, mother of four, always on the go. Fairy

StepS aka Methane Boy - Tallboy and Poppy's eldest, 16 years old and just taken GCSE's. Very helpful, great with kids, bright lad, builds robots n stuff. Dying - Jurassic - Toad
- Rascal

StepD - Tallboy and Poppy's daughter, 13 years old, very individual, sings, draws, writes, makes movies, loves charity shops. Owner of fishtank with rapidly declining population. RIP Moonfish

Pesky - flatulent black cat, 12 years old, likes curling up on keyboard and turning her nose up at current contents of food bowl. Piercing yowl. Murder

Network Guy - Poppy's husband, father of Beyblade Boy and Thomas Fiend.

Mum - Weevil's mum, lives in the Midlands, very supportive, owner of two light brown dogs. Once exlaimed "What a wanker!" during Sunday dinner as a man with strange boots on walked past outside. Cake - Grandad - Balloons Married to:

Brummie Stepdad - lovely man, loves walking and wine. Recently spotted doing 60 year old Eminem impression with new petrol strimmer and mesh mask.

Dad - Weevil's dad, lives in Bristol but rarely seen or spoken to. Considering moving to France having rejected Cyprus and Florida. Married to:

Wicked Stepmother - little, killer sense of humour. Two cats - one diabetic, one with half a tail missing. Large smelly dog resembling hearthrug.

Cartographer - Weevil's brother and former arch-nemisis. Mobile - Spaghetti - Cake Married to:

The Planner - lovely sister-in-law. Takes no prisoners, has yet to forgive Weevil for buying Alan Patridge DVD's for Cartographer for Christmas.

Dr Prod - good chum, fond of fish and tablet. Weasel

The Brazil Nut - crazy Brazilian neighbour Climber - Dance - OK? - Trolley - Swimming - Sheep - Mower